Tom Segura Tickets
Kiva Auditorium | Albuquerque, New Mexico
You’re going to laugh your way to hell at the Kiva Auditorium this Friday, January 19th, because Tom Segura is bringing his most diabolical stand-up series yet! He can’t get enough of the attention from his recent sold-out “I’m Coming Everywhere Tour,” so Tom’s rounding up another worldwide trip promptly named “Come Together,” with 42 shows planned so far. When he’s not obsessing over collegiate football, our main act busies himself with his podcasts, “Your Mom’s House” and “Two Bears, One Cave.” In other media, Tom published “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please,” a New York Times Bestselling autobiography, and recently released “Sledgehammer,” his first Golden Globe-nominated stand-up special. He’s seen some success on the big screen as well, landing noteworthy roles in box office hits such as “Instant Family.” The Kiva Auditorium’s classical stage will contrast nicely with Tom Segura’s delightfully crude humor, so make sure you get front-row seats to the debauchery. Buy your tickets now!
Ready or not, here he COMES. Tom Segura has gotten high on power after selling out over 300 shows in his recent international outing. Now, he sets his sights on world domination with his all-new “Come Together” Comedy Tour, taking over 42 major venues during the first half of 2024, including an early stop at the Kiva Auditorium on January 19!
“This tour is bigger and blacker than anything I’ve ever done. But that name has already been used, but ‘Come Together’ gets the point across. Let’s all come together for a night. One way or another, we’re going to make memories on this one,” our headliner said in an official press statement.
Tom Segura performs comedy the same way he makes coffee — black, like his soul. Tom’s sense of humor is not for the innocent nor the faint of heart, but those who braved it will tell you one thing: “He’s definitely one of the best touring comedians out there.” Active since 2001, our headliner has told many hilariously dark tales across the stand-up circuit’s most distinguished stages. Among these are the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in Australia and the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Canada.
College football having seasonal breaks is one of life’s greatest heartbreaks. In order to cope, Tom distracts himself by co-hosting two popular comedy podcasts: “Your Mom's House” with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with his best pal, Bert Kreischer. He also has quite a track record in the Netflix stand-up special game, with classics such as “Mostly Stories,” “Disgraceful,” and “Ballhog” under his belt. His latest one, “Sledgehammer,” was a resounding critical success, earning Tom his first-ever Golden Globe nomination. In 2022, he authored “I'd Like to Play Alone, Please,” a #2 New York Times Bestseller featuring hysterical personal essays from his life as a parent and sort-of-celebrity. Tom has also appeared in a few box office hits, such as “Instant Family” opposite the infinitely more handsome Mark Wahlberg.
If you stare into Tom Segura, Tom Segura stares back at you. Or at least that’s what we think will go down on Friday, January 19, at the Kiva Auditorium. This moderately-sized indoor venue presents a classic proscenium stage, with clear sightlines in each of its 2,300 first-class seats, so you’ll see exactly how weird Tom’s gait is. Tickets are out - buy yours now!
